Wednesday, July 11, 2007

“Chipkali”

Lizards in my house are a creative lot. Heres a sneak peek into the kind of gimmicks they can come up with.

Gone are the days when they used to hide behind crevices and get intimated by humans. Lizards consider the well polished granite flooring in my house as their playground. They jaywalk ,trudge,skip and gallivant around my hall without the fear of humans stepping on them.

One fine day when I happen to open my eyes after a brief prayer I find a lizard forming an ornamental necklace over poor Lord Ramas neck.

Two Lizards have formed an orchestra in my bedroom and have vowed to entertain me throughout the day, by their constant droning.

For the first time in my life I caught the sight of a thirsty lizard drinking water from the tank of my potty.



Apart from this they have proved to be nuisance in my kitchen wherein the sight of a lizard gives me jeepers .Food infected by a lizard is supposed to be poisonous.


Considering the fact that they are increasingly multiplying in my house , I have to do something. One solution my dad tried and worked well was pour boiling water on them , when they sneer at me in the kitchen.It immediately kills them.

Now, what I do about the umpteen other lizards in my house. Should I call pest control? Or are there Grandma solutions for such problems?


People please suggest ways to sound the death knell for these darned creatures.


P S: I wonder how people worship these pesky creatures in a Vaisnavite Shrine in Kancheepuram .Maybe in ancient days they did not seem so obtrusive as they are at present.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are a snob!

Vetty Max said...

I agree with anonymous. :P

MaySan said...

Mithi...they dont exactly worship the lizard at Kanchipuram....it is said that someone had become a lizard due to a curse. He became normal on the day of Vaikunta Ekadesi...

And just bcos you dont like lizards, are you a snob? :O

Heidi Kris said...

eeeeeeeeeesh! I hate lizards!!!!

Heidi Kris said...

I guess keeping the peacock feather (not sure how its actually called?!) in the wall would prevent the lizards from coming ..

Zeta said...

@Anonymous

If you really have guts leave your name dont comment anonymously.

@K7

Thanks for the compliment da.Iam honoured :D

@Mayu
Thks for the funda.and yeah iam snob for not liking lizards.

@Sri
Where do I get Peacock Feathers yar?

Labakku Das said...

I can perfectly empathize with you , thanks to my experience with monkeys and their antics . Regarding the grandma recipe things I have heard some camphor drives them away, I am not sure though.
Peacock feathers eh ? Ask the one who has peacock in her name :P

Naren said...

yiiiiiiiiiiiikes

If I were you, I'll get my watchman & kill all of them!

Serendipity said...

Pouring boiling water ! cha paavam. If u wanna get rid of them then plz dont kill them . send them away. I hav also heard of the camphor thingy.

This is for info :P

http://eduscapes.com/nature/lizard/index3.htm

Serendipity said...

this might give u wyas of keeping them out.
http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf395175.tip.html

Serendipity said...

some guy has suggested using lakshman rekha in that website.

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